I would like to know the truth, wouldn't you?

Somnio Hostels is now on the well-worn path of los testigos de Jehová, also known as the Jehovah's Witnesses.

They stopped by last week and spent a good half an hour trying to convert Lauren's depraved soul. It was a husband-wife team and the abuelita reminded Lauren of our grandpa's dear Spanish cousin, Ana Mari, so she humored her.

Today, they called again, this time asking specifically for Lauren. I must not look very convert-able because they didn't waste too much time on me. I was informed, however, I should think about forming a stronger relationship with God because he lets us know before doing things. I'm not sure if something was lost in translation but she made it sound a lot like a Magic 8 Ball...

Oh well, I can clarify later because they'll be back [for Lauren.]