Yesterday, Lauren and I met with a man about some cleaning products. While the sponges and tubs of industrial cleaning solutions were highly fascinating, Lauren and I couldn't help but focus our attention on the most important item:

THE HAZ-MAT SUIT

The cleaning supply guy seemed to think that arm-length gloves would suffice but he probably hasn't stayed in too many hostels recently. Of course, we want to be a cut above the rest of the market and will do all in our power to discourage binge drinking. Ultimately, we have no control over the situation. I'm already mentally preparing myself for the family feud that will ensue once we have our first bodily fluid situation in the hostel.